One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES
LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…
THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE
SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”
AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY
Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.
Finally someone said it!
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
1 pencil you found in the hallway.
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
i just don’t understand how misogyny is even a thing i mean a woman carried you around for 9 months and pushed you out of her body and you think she’s weak and inferior to you