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After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

blacklostandfound:

shitlockedholmes:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

Finally someone said it!

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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  • first day of school:

    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

  • end of school year:

    1 pencil you found in the hallway.

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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tennants-hair:

i just don’t understand how misogyny is even a thing i mean a woman carried you around for 9 months and pushed you out of her body and you think she’s weak and inferior to you

tennants-hair:

i just don’t understand how misogyny is even a thing i mean a woman carried you around for 9 months and pushed you out of her body and you think she’s weak and inferior to you